Houston only, and I will say that up front. Symmetrical fiber, lifetime pricing, an included eero, the Tachus overlap nobody explains, and how the $150 referral credit actually works before you sign up.
I was paying for a fire hose and drinking from a straw. How I cut my phone bill by $60 a month on the same T-Mobile towers, what I gave up to do it, and who should stay exactly where they are.
Cheap shared hosting is not a WordPress problem, it is a neighbor problem, and you cannot debug your way out of it. What $35 a month actually bought me, what Kinsta does not include, and who should absolutely keep their cheap host.