Disclaimer
Last updated: August 20, 2026
The short version
I am a guy on the internet with opinions and a microphone. Nothing here is professional advice and you should not treat it as such.
Affiliate disclosure
Some links on this site are affiliate or referral links. If you sign up through one, I get paid a commission or a credit on my own bill. Your price does not go up.
I only link to services I pay for myself. That is my rule, not a law, and it does not make me objective. I have a financial interest in you clicking those links and you should read everything I say about those companies with that fact in front of you.
Where a company has a real drawback, I say so in the post. That is the only way any of this is worth reading.
Not professional advice
Nothing on this site is legal, financial, tax, medical, psychological, nutritional, or aviation advice.
If you need any of those, go pay someone who carries insurance and can be held accountable. I carry neither.
The WordPress and hosting posts describe what worked for me on my projects. Your setup is different. Test things before you trust them.
Sleep, ASMR, and long audio
Some content on this site and channel is made to help people relax or fall asleep.
Do not listen to it while driving, operating machinery, or doing anything else where falling asleep would be a problem. That sounds obvious. I am saying it anyway.
If you use audio to manage a sleep problem, an anxiety problem, or anything else that has a real name, please also talk to an actual clinician. A stranger reading a fairy tale is a nice supplement. It is not treatment.
Language content
English reading practice here is one person reading clearly at a slow pace. It is not a certified curriculum, it is not accredited, and completing it does not qualify you for anything. It is listening practice from a native speaker who does not rush. That is the whole claim.
Public domain works
Stories read on this site are either original or drawn from works believed to be in the public domain in the United States. Copyright terms differ by country. If you are outside the US, the status of a given work where you live may not match its status here.
If you believe something has been used in error, use the contact form and tell me which work and why. I will take it down while I look into it rather than argue first.
Accuracy and time
Prices, plans, features, and coverage areas change constantly, especially for the hosting and telecom companies I write about. A post is accurate on the day it is published and decays from there.
Always check the live page before you buy anything.
Results
I make no promise that anything described here will work for you, save you money, help you sleep, improve your English, or get you off the ground.
Opinions
Mine. Not my clients’, not my former employers’, not anyone else’s.
Contact
Use the contact form on the home page.