Buy me a covfefe.
one guy, one mug, lotsa lanes
Everything I make is free as in Covfefe, and you know what I mean. If something here helped you sleep, learn a word, or laugh at the week, pick a lane and fill a mug.
Buy me a covfefePick a lane
you say where it goes, i just pour it
Public goals, real numbers, no subscription, no paywall. Each lane has its own mug and it fills as the lane does.
Our son
He has Down syndrome. This lane covers therapy, gear, and the stuff insurance shrugs at.
t21derful.com$0 of $6,000 · 0% full
The writing habit
Fiction and non-fiction I keep making whether or not anyone asked. Editing, covers, proofs.
storygene.com$0 of $3,000 · 0% full
Flight training
Hours in the logbook. Every covfefe here buys a few more minutes off the ground.
$0 of $8,000 · 0% full
Hightower Surprise
A board game I have been building for years. Prototypes, playtests, and a print run.
hightowersurprise.com$0 of $4,500 · 0% full
One covfefe, any size
Name your own amount. Card, PayPal, or Venmo.
Table 1 · Your tab
Voluntary support, not a purchase. You get nothing back except my thanks and more of the same.
Call your lane. PayPal checkout has a notes field. Type son, writing, flight, or board game and that is where it lands. Leave it blank and I put it wherever the mug is emptiest.
Not a charity, not tax deductible. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to Buy Me a Coffee or any similarly named service.
Free either way
nothing here is behind a wall
Shorts
Some kinda news or something in 45 seconds. Give or take a few minutes.
Long reads
A story start to finish, for anyone who cannot sleep.
ESL reading
Slow, clear English. A voice that does not rush.
ASMR
Rain, a page turning, and nothing else.
What I actually use
Three companies I pay for with my own money. Going through here costs you the same and fills a mug.
Kinsta
Managed WordPress hosting. Where I put sites when I want to stop thinking about hosting. No B.S. the BEST host.
See Kinsta plansTello
Prepaid cell service. Build the plan you want, change it monthly, no contract. (I use $25:mos unlimited!)
Build a Tello planEzee Fiber
5GB+ Fiber internet, Houston area only. Sign up through here and we both get $150 off our bill.
Check your addressAffiliate and referral links. If you sign up through one I get paid a commission or a bill credit, and your price does not go up.
Say something
sponsorships, voice work, or just hollering
Read requests, ESL suggestions, brand deals, and complaints all land in the same place.
The $150 Handshake: What I Learned About Fiber Internet in Houston
Houston only, and I will say that up front. Symmetrical fiber, lifetime pricing, an included eero, the Tachus overlap nobody explains, and how the $150 referral credit actually works before you sign up.I Cut My Phone Bill by $60 a Month and Nothing Bad Happened
I was paying for a fire hose and drinking from a straw. How I cut my phone bill by $60 a month on the same T-Mobile towers, what I gave up to do it, and who should stay exactly where they are.I Stopped Fixing Websites at 2 A.M. and It Cost Me $35 a Month
Cheap shared hosting is not a WordPress problem, it is a neighbor problem, and you cannot debug your way out of it. What $35 a month actually bought me, what Kinsta does not include, and who should absolutely keep their cheap host.
